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Alfredo Morelos to Celtic - bring him home

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And I for one welcome our new Colombian overlord.

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There’s rumours all over Twitter this morning that Alfredo ‘Goleador’ Morelos is going to be a Celtic player next season, so it immediately must be true, seeing as how the rumour mob were justified with Brendan Rodgers leaving for Leicester, we can’t just dismiss them anymore.

Of course, this is wildly unlikely to be anything other than a noise up started by a well known prankster like John McKenzie or something.

However, would I welcome the greatest patter signing since Scott Allan to us in 2015 ?

You’re goddamn right I would!

Like it or not, Morelos is a good player currently hampered in a useless team of losers. A flower in a pot of dirt, if you will. He would flourish at Celtic and his snidey behaviour would be a welcome change from seeing our current lot be far too nice and gentlemanly on the pitch.

A patronising bid of £6m would be enough to tempt Goleador to Celtic Park.

If Peter Lawwell reads this, and I’m sure he does, he would be a fool not to do what the fans are crying out for today and BRING HIM HOME.

We will keep you updated with the latest on this story as it develops.