Odsonne Edouard - HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN

At long last, after eighteen long and eventful years, Celtic will finally SMASH their transfer record proudly held by Chris Sutton, who we splashed out six million of the big ones to Chelsea for in 2000.

Reports claim that we will pay PSG £9m to land last season’s favourite on-loan son on a permanent deal.

Hopefully Celtic conclude this deal quickly over the weekend and let us focus on the world cup, then as soon as the final’s done and dusted, get right back into signing players and giving us no rest from the one thing we all love - Fitba.

Closing opinion here however: If he signs, and I predict he will be announced early next week, it’s fair to say that’s eight in a row in the bag already. Book it.