Jackanory Hour - Craig Dawson for £15m

The most trustworthy news source of all time, The Daily Mail, are reporting that Celtic are keen on Craig Dawson, who comes with a £15m price tag, and no international caps.

Good one lads!

While a massive upgrade on Jozo and Boyata is vital for not making a fool of ourselves in next season’s Champions League again, this really would be going too far, in signing a guy who was part of a ghoulishly bad West Brom team this season, for over double what we paid Chelsea for our club transfer record signing eighteen years ago.

It’s past fake news, it’s downright jackanory and Celtic will quite possibly never spend this sort of money for the forseeable future.

Meanwhile, I see Brendan’s lamenting another team for being defensive against us at Celtic Park, after we failed to beat Kilmarnock for the third meeting on the bounce between the sides this season.

Will Steve Clarke do a worked shoot like Craig Levein ?

Probably not, which is a shame, for someone who could add some much needed personality and charisma to that already impressive managerial reputation he’s earned up here.

Maybe we can tap up Mulumbu and get him on the cheap to ‘Levein him’ for next season!